I’ve heard it stated that fame is probably the most addictive of all medication. I’ve been skeptical about this, however Elizabeth Holmes’ ongoing PR saga makes me surprise whether it is, in reality, true.
Holmes has appeared in People magazine to inform us that jail is “hell and torture,” in the identical manner that one may say “butt and ass” or “dick and cock.” The purpose of hell, for these of you who will not be up on Christian theology, is torture. That’s what it’s for.
The Folks profile reuses lots of the New York Occasions’ glamour photographs, which is smart: it’s arduous to get images of inmates. However even when Holmes is inside, her publicist is working additional time. As within the The Occasions’ profile, the emphasis is on Holmes as a mom, and the way arduous it’s for her to be away from her youngsters. “I’m not the identical individual I used to be again then,” Holmes tells Folks, vaguely saying that “there are issues I’d have achieved otherwise.” She nonetheless insists Theranos was a failure, not a fraud. Girlie, this one’s over. All of us heard you lie.
You understand, I might need managed her picture otherwise. For starters, I seemingly would have waited just a few extra years earlier than attempting to hunt redemption. That provides folks time to neglect issues just like the grueling hours she anticipated from staff, the misdiagnoses of (variously) HIV and miscarriage, and — clearly — all of the lies. It additionally offers Holmes extra do-gooder accomplishments to tout, and perhaps some extra secondary sources for interviews to say what a pleasant woman she is. I would even attempt to discuss her into admitting the factor everyone knows, that she engaged in fraud, so she will lastly have some form of credibility.
But it surely appears Holmes can’t abdomen ready, or telling the reality about Theranos. So she’s telling Folks tales about saving her breast milk in order that she will really feel a connection to her baby. There may be additionally this assertion, which I discover myself inquisitive about: “Later, Holmes spoke to the jail’s warden about permitting girls to breastfeed privately and authorities ultimately constructed a number of lactation rooms within the housing items in 2023.” Am I to consider that Holmes has a lot sway in a jail that she will get services constructed? Or had been these services already deliberate? It’s not clear from Folks’s accounting.
I’m additionally not clear if the publicist is intentionally deciding on incurious reporters, those who’re best to play, or if doing any precise work looks like it’s past the remit of Folks, however in some sense, it doesn’t matter. She will name herself Liz if she likes. She’ll all the time be Elizabeth Holmes to me.